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maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

cherryblossombarrage:

brachiosaurs:

improbablenormality:

caraknightley:

puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

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TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

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I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

#the bruce banner of the sea

(Source: goatpolice, via roughnstuffwithmyafropuffs)

yinbaby:

A long drive to nowhere sounds so nice right now.
bloodymane:

This might be the grunge blog you are looking for, give it a chance

shavingryansprivates:

i can only handle so much social interaction every day before i start getting grumpy and pissed off and it really bothers me when people don’t understand that i just genuinely need some alone time sometimes

(via sunk3nsh1ps)

clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

(via roughnstuffwithmyafropuffs)

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A teacher asked what is tumblr.
  • Person: It's a sort of a mix of twitter and instagr-
  • Me: No it isn't
  • Person: Yes it is, and you post pretty pictures and-
  • Me: Please stop

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.

(via puuurrple)

f-reska:

rehush:

im-nialls-snowflake:

embarasing:

r-z:

forebidden:

unsettled-dust:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL BUT I SAW IT ON YAHOO NEWS OMG

wait what happened?!

there was like a riot in Vancouver & in the middle of it all this happened

omg vancouver is tumblr famouz

that girl started having like a panic attack and her bf was trying to calm her down

this is what you call love,

i reblog this everytime.